The Liar, the Bitch and the Wardrobe - panto time

UPDATE 11TH DECEMBER: THE SHOW IS NOW SOLD OUT, SO NO FURTHER PLACES ARE AVAILABLE.

Join us for the Union Theatre’s adult panto “The Lion, the Bitch & The Wardrobe - A Very Adult Panto”.

The website says: “The story follows two evacuees who stumble through a wardrobe and into a very different kind of Narnia. Here, they encounter familiar-but-hilarious characters with new names like Mr. Topless, The Hungry Beaver, and The Tight Bitch.”

We’ll gather pre-show for a drink at the bar, and then the show. After the show ends (10pm), the bar is open to 11pm. 

IMPORTANT:

1. You will need to book direct at https://uniontheatre.biz/show/the-liar-the-bitch-the-wardrobe-a-very-adult-panto/
2. Please ensure you book for 730pm on Saturday 13 December 2025.
3. Holding a place on the ODL website does not guarantee a ticket. Everyone is responsible for your own ticket.
4. Tickets are £29 including £1 booking fee.
5. Once you have booked, then please add yourself to the attendance list.
6. Please note seating is unallocated. The website https://uniontheatre.biz/your-visit/ states: “The house will open 10 minutes prior to the start of the performance and we call in the audience in groups of 10. Once you have checked in with a member of our staff, you will be given a token, with a number from 1-6, and this number will be the group you’ll go into the theatre (10 number 1’s, 10 number 2’s etc.).” We should be able to enter together though.
7. Running time is 2 hours plus interval - 730 to 10pm.

This event is separate from https://www.outdoorlads.com/events/wharves-warehouses-and-eighth-wonder-world-251213 . If you are going to that event, you will need to allow 45 minutes from the end of that walk (Cutty Sark - Greenwich mainline to London Bridge and walk 15 minutes).

Photograph provided by the Union Theatre for reuse .